Biggest plot twist in history.
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
I went an entire month without getting pregnant,
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
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First onscreen appearances of Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney, Ted, and the Mother.
Just wrapped Jason Segel. There is no truer gentleman. Boy, did we hit the jackpot with him. Godspeed, Marshall.
Thank you @alydenisof for nine amazing years. A wonderful actress and friend. Godspeed, Lily!
A round of applause for the wildly talented @CobieSmulders — a privilege to work with you these nine years. Godspeed, Robin.
Big ups to @ActuallyNPH. What a dream writing for this cat. We wouldn’t be here without him, and wouldn’t want to be. Godspeed, Barney.
A big hand for @JoshRadnor, a kind, brilliant, and supremely talented fellow. Thank you, Josh. And more please. Godspeed, Ted.
And cheers to Cristin Milioti, who showed up 8 years in and knocked us all on our ass with her talent and charm. Godspeed, Name TBD. ❞